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Is this some deep, secret connected cinematic universe that ties Norman Bates to George Costanza
Heres how you do it: Cut a cardboard tube into one-inch sections: Take your pre-cut length of twine, double it up, and place the looped end on the outside top edge of the tube, letting the loose ends hang down: Bring the loose ends up through the inside of the tube, to the top: Now thread those ends through the loop: Pull to tighten: Now bring those ends over the loop and back through the bottom of the tube: And start winding the twine up, over and through the tube, working your way around: When you reach the last section, bring the ends through the bottom and loosen the last two pieces of twine, to create two loops: Bring the right piece up and through the right loop and the left piece through the left: Pull to smooth and tighten, making sure all the twine is laying flat against the tube: Pull the ends through an orange slice and tie on a eucalyptus sprig: Attach a name tag if you like
For instance, mention the frequency of the smoking, if your neighbors are smoking outside or inside, how it affects your living space, and why its a concern for you
It would help if you found the strength to quit listening to what other people tell you
Mass-produced art may be convenient, but it lacks soul
