Thus, stairs becomes apples and pears, and then, because logic and clarity are for the weak, it is shortened to simply apples. This means that a sentence like, Im just going up the stairs, is transformed into, Im just going up the apples a phrase that would sound like the ravings of a lunatic were it not delivered with the smug confidence of a man who remembers when crisps came in just two flavours
Coal tar is distinct for its naphthalene-like odor, due to the abundance of naphthalene in its chemical mixture 64
If you get arrested and charged with a new crime, technically youre innocent until proven guilty, but that may not stop the current court from violating your probation
I was definitely like you as a child
The eligibility criteria for the BAT internship programme include: Applicants must be undergraduates
It was one of those moments where you remember why you were such great friends in the first place, he remembers