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sinister edge
Introducing the ultimate piece of humor and pride: the "Break Glass" Crayon
you're staring down a mountain of paperwork
or just someone who thinks pepperoni is the peak of pizza perfection
in all its sarcastic
Tactical Green Weenie - Bottle Opener sinister edgeBecause the Suck Doesnt End at 1700 When the missions over and the pain is still fresh, crack open a cold one with the only tool that truly understands your struggle, 6 inches of green goodness the Tactical Green Weenie Bottle Opener. Built tough and shaped like the infamous military mascot of misfortune, this beast is part gag, part gear, and 100% accurate. Whether youve been voluntold, caught in the endless suck, or hit with the Friday afternoon
